| Edward Carmelo |
Mar 30, 2024 6:21:25 GMT -5
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Post by Members Only on Mar 30, 2024 6:21:25 GMT -5
Edward Carmelo matches the stereotype of an obese, white man burdened by shame about his body. Considering how rare his unnatural size is, Edward is primarily described as “short and fat.” The Carmelo surname ensures he is of Italian descent, however he strays far from looking like your average Italian. Upon his first moments of regaining consciousness after his only peaceful times in his entire life, a refreshing eleven hours of depressing sleep ends only to remind him that his belly continues to surpass his chest. Edward’s insecurities during the unnecessary years of grade school led him to adopt antisocial behavior, resulting in a frustrating lack of socialization skills and predictable awkwardness. Despite his limited ability to communicate with others in person, he had no equal on the internet. Well educated, his intelligence was recognized whether online or offline.
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The difference between himself online and offline is while offline, Edward lacked the self esteem to act like narcissist he is online. The world wide web is one of the few things he considers a pro in life, allowing him to escape reality and potentially create his own. Throughout the years beginning during his youth, he would addictively follow the waves of technology and the growth of the internet. The older he became, the more matured his mind grew which ultimately lead to a greater curiosity of life’s secrets which were easily answered by the world’s greatest search engine: Google. Twenty years in the game, there is close to nothing Edward doesn’t know about when it comes to computers, laptops from their operating systems all the way to the CMOS battery beside the jumper on the motherboard. All of this knowledge and experience for nothing, proving to be a waste when it came to aiding him financially.
Full Name: Edward Carmelo
Date of Birth: 10/24/1997
Place of Birth: East Brickton, New York
Nationality: American (Italian descent).
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 310 lbs
Positive Traits: Intelligence, honest, articulate, IT expert, loyal. Fan around neck to prevent heat causing enormous amounts of sweat, and shows signs of obsession with food.
Negative Traits: Blunt, know-it-all, smart aleck, introverted, procrastination, and obesity.
Quirks: Tendency to talk very quietly, anxiety causes nail biting, breathes heavily, wears battery powered fan around neck to prevent heat causing enormous amounts of sweat, and shows signs of obsession with food.
Personality: Eddie is not necessarily anti-social but he is introverted and often prefers solitude. Never one to speak first, unless the subject is IT related or he is comfortable speaking with that person. He can be outgoing when comfortable with his surroundings (environment & peers), though this is a very uncommon preference for him. Desperation succumbs him at this point in his life, cursed with being a hopeless romantic man but fails to achieve romance because of his obesity. Socially awkward is the epitome of Edward's personality especially considering majority of his life revolves around the internet and unrelatable topics the average person overlooks, finds weird or annoying. He is an absolute jokester, but knows how and when to act professional and/or formal. Edward envies men with bodybuilder bodies, and even women who resemble men body types.
